Crunchy Fun

The day job was slow and not very stimulating today, so, I did what any creative genius would do and wrote a song about Tater Tots.

Crunchy Fun

Oh the tater-tots are cold and sparkly,

So my dear lets burn them darkly,

And when they are all done,

Crunchy fun! Crunchy fun! Crunchy fun!

We’ll eat them without stopping,

And use some sauce for topping,

Lets eat us a freaking ton,

Crunchy fun! Crunchy Fun! Crunchy fun!

The oven is slowly cooling,

But baby, who are we fooling,

We’d eat them frozen just for fun,

Crunchy fun! Crunchy fun! Crunchy fun!